I know I'm not the only one who enjoys indulging during the holidaze...especially at those dull, lame family get-togethers. I generally pop a Fioricet or benzo to loosen up combined with my daily stimulant and kratom, which livens things up a bit.
I also make a habit of asking for a few LEGAL drug-related items on my X-mas list. (I mean, I'd much rather have a shit-ton of pills like OxyContin & Adderall, but that ain't gonna happen). Here's this year's list:
- 3 Benzedrex inhalers
- 2 Boxes of Panadeine (8mg codeine + 500mg APAP)
- A bag of coca leaves
- 5 to 10 kilos of Red-Veined kratom (gotta stock up in case of a ban!)
- A giant 10oz bottle of Black Seed Oil
- A sample pack of every high-CBD hemp strain (grown in Oregon, Nevada, Vermont, etc)
- A Snoop Dogg G-Pen to vape my legal herbs
- A box of BronkAid
- A large bottle or bag of Agmatine sulfate
- Several grams of pre-ban quality Tianeptine sodium AND sulfate
- A new Gemini-20 scale (mine's getting old)
- Some fancy CBD isolate or terpsolate to add to my bowls of herb
I hope Santa's in a giving mood. If not, I'll have to spring for some of these myself with giftcards & cash. What do you want to find in your stocking?