Quiz Time!

Think u know me?  Here's a little mind game 🎲 to see if you're right.   Follow the directions on each question carefully as they're not all single-answer.  Copy/paste the whole quiz with your answers in the comment section below or send your answers to forbidthis@gmail.com  I'm tryna see somethin'.  😏

 1.  My Zodiac sign is... ?  (Correct answer will contain 2 options - 'sign' from 1 line & 'rising' from another).

- Option 1:  Leo, Capricorn rising.  
- Option 2:  Virgo, Aquarius rising.
- Option 3:  Taurus, Pisces rising.
- Option 4:  Aries, Scorpio rising.

(Option 5:  Your answer)



2.  Which 3 states have I lived in?  (Only one correct answer here)

- Option 1:  Tennessee, Utah & Oklahoma.
- Option 2:  Oklahoma, Utah & California.
- Option 3:  Oklahoma, Utah & Nevada.
- Option 4:  Nevada, Oregon & Tennessee.



3. Which "Dys-" learning disability have I been diagnosed with?  (One correct answer). 

1.  Dyslexia (reading)
2.  Dyscalculia (math, visuospatial)
3.  Dysgraphia (writing)
4.  Dyspraxia (motor skills, memory, organization)



4. Which (1) drug in each of the lists below have I NOT tried?  Choose carefully, there are some truly sketchy options in each line.

1.  Ethnobotanicals:  Opium poppy pods (tea), Datura, Betel nut, Coca leaves

2.  Research chemicals:  1P-ETH-LAD, 6-Apb ("Benzofury"), aPVP ("Flakka"), 4-methylmethcathinone (Mephedrone).

3.  Pharmaceuticals: OxyContin, butalbital (Fioricet), Dexedrine, Buprenorphine.

4.  Street drugs:  MDMA, Cocaine, Psilocybin mushrooms, LSD.

Answer: ____,  _____,  ____,  ____  ?



Which (1) deceased SNL cast member do I consider my spirit animal?

1.  Chris Farley
2.  Danitra Vance
3.  Gilda Radner
4.  John Belushi

When do I believe popular music started to suck permanently?  (One correct answer).

1.  The late 1990s  (The Telecommunications Act & rise of auto tune killed it)
2.  The early 1980s (The rise of the synthesizers & hair metal killed it)
3.  The early 2000s (The loudness wars & Butt Rock bands like Nickelback killed it)
4.  The 2010s (Mumble Rap & reduced attention spans due to iPhones killed it)


How many siblings do I have?

1.  2
2.  6
3.  0
4.  2.5 (two full and 1 half-sibling)


My fave rap group of all time?

1.  The Migos
2.  Bone Thugs-n-Harmony
3.  Lost Boyz
4.  Odd Future

~*~*Do not go digging through this blog or otherwise trying to cheat.  Just give it your best shot off top.  There are no "trick" questions & wrong answers are better than non-answers.  Even if you get all the questions right it won't reveal a dangerous amount about me so don't worry about that.  Stay anonymous if you want, no need to use real names since this is a "drug blog".  Deadline:  Last day of summer (Sept. 22, 2024).  🌇

Since there's no way to award a prize without revealing our real names/mailing info, I can't really do that so the winner will just be deemed Smartest Little Genius in All of InternetLand & awarded this digital prize ---> 🪄👑   Of course if you want to share your real name via email knock yourself out...  

This is your chance to show me I'm not just talking to a faceless mass of bots & TikTok junkies with the attention span of a fruit fly (I mean that in the nicest possible way)...  And pssst, if my little 'friend' is reading: this is YOUR chance to clear some things up so we can move forward.  You know who you are, all in my digital world & my thoughts but never my real life. (IYKYK). Honestly, I'm at a loss as to what kind of "effort" is desired because my hands are kinda tied IRL due to circumstances beyond my control. Unless you wanna bring a metric fuckton of chaos & drama down on YOUR life, that is. I'm single & have no such job restrictions. What'm I missing here?  TL;DR - What looks like a lack of effort or lukewarm response may simply reflect a lack of knowing how tf to proceed (you know, that "stupid not evil" thang).  And anxiety.  Overwhelming, paralyzing anxiety always.  The kind that makes pandemic lockdown times look like a 1950s sock hop by comparison. The kind that requires someone to take yr. hand & physically break you out of your isolation bubble.  Again, I didn't choose to be this way (who tf would?) but then you should already know that since it's kinda your "thing".  And you're no dummy.  Far from it.  🧠💕  Oooh-wee-ooh, cryptic!}*~*~

(If you actually DON'T know me IRL, ignore that last wall of text.  I sound like a lunatic).  


With that, I say good luck and:

👑  May the odds be ever in your favor!  🏆