Since the Ramsey Case is In The News Once Again...

...allow me to list my Top Howevermany Most Suspicious Facts About This Case that never seem to get much media attention.  I did my best to include links but you should definitely do some deeper digging by Googling some combo of the concepts/phrases in these lists.  And don't be afraid to use other search engines like Gibiru, DuckDuckGo or Yandex.  If you do, you'll find a rabbit hole of information that leaves you more convinced than ever that the Ramseys Did It, and that maybe there was a much larger coverup afoot going all the way to the White House.  Unlikely but not impossible

This may seem ridiculous at first glance but let us not forget Epstein, Jimmy Savile, Diddy's billionaire sex trafficking/child abuse ring, the Franklin Conspiracy & all the other once-unimaginable horrors that've come to light recently.  We still don't know Who did What, but one thing is certain:  John and Patsy Ramsey know who killed their daughter, and why they did it.  One of them took her secrets to the grave & the other just can't seem to dodge that pesky media spotlight despite firmly stating that "this is the last time I'm talking about this" in a special shortly after the infamous Burke/Dr. Phil debacle.  

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Without further Ado, I present to you my:

  Top Underrated Suspicious-est Facts About the Jonbenet Ramsey Case

- John's missing/lost cell phone records for December '96.   Local Colorado radiohost Peter Boyles claimed to have seen "photo evidence" that John called his lawyer Mark Bynum BEFORE the 911 call was placed.  It's believed he's referring to phone records illegally obtained by investigator James Rapp.  Because these records were obtained under false pretenses, they weren't allowed as evidence in the Grand Jury hearings & will likely never be seen by the public.  If untrue, why was host Peter Boyles never sued by the Ramseys' litigious legal team for slander/defamation?

- The repeated calls from Colorado Lt. Gov. Gail Schoettler's home phone to John's private office line--three calls the day after the murder and two more a few days later according to Detective Steve Thomas.  Why?

- The oft-forgotten 2001 "intruder" incident in which John claims to have confronted a Badguy™  in his Atlanta home and was locked in a bathroom after a heroic struggle.  He held a beaming press conference with his wife afterward.  How many hot prowl "intruder" incidents does one family typically have in a lifetime?  And so soon after the 1st one in a different state halfway across the country? 

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- The 911 hangup call from the Whites' Christmas party on the 23rd only a couple days before the murder.  (I say "a couple" because we still don't know if JBR died in the late night of December 25th or the wee morning hours of the 26th).  Coincidence?  Possibly, but a damn unlikely one statistically speaking.  How many 911 buttdials or other accidental emergency calls have YOU made in your life?  It's not that weird except for the part where Jonbenet is killed 2-3 days later & 911 is called for real.  Was someone testing to see how long it took 1st responders to arrive and choosing a busy party to do it so nobody would suspect them?  Reporting actual abuse?  We'll never know unless they decide to come forward.

- The insane number of pediatrician visits by Jonbenet leading up to the killing (between 27-33 according to various sources) as well as the 2 school nurse visits on consecutive Mondays in December '96.  Was something happening on weekends that sent her to the nurse?  Some say this was all due to urinary tract infections from bubble bath/not wiping well; some say Patsy had Munchausen's by Proxy or something like it.  Others say that's a perfectly normal amount of doctor visits for a little girl.  I'd just like to apologize to that last group for all the adults who have made you believe that is normal.  It's not.  There are kids with cancer who don't have that many medical appointments.  But also:  

- The "Island of Privacy" around Burke & Jonbenet's medical records negotiated by Ramsey attorneys with the DA.  Why was this even a priority for them in a wake of this unspeakable tragedy?  Go on, I'll wait.

- The cutesy "laundry room" photos of Jonbenet vaguely & briefly referred to in the interrogation of Patsy in '98.  (Who took them, why were they in the "laundry room" & what kind of photos were they? Have we already seen them or are they redacted like so many other facts of this case?  And why does Patsy comment: "Were these taken in the morning?  It looks really dark.")  - Emphasis mine.

- The suspicious lack of documentation of Christmas '96 compared to other years/events in the Ramseys' lives.  Only 3 photos from that entire holiday including Xmas Eve were turned over to police. These were wealthy people who owned cameras, video recorders & other 'high-tech' devices & always made a big to-do about holidays in part because of Patsy's Stage IV cancer diagnosis a few years back.  They wanted to make them special and memorable with lots of pics & vids.  NO video evidence exists because, according to John, the "batteries died" in their video camera.  Sure were a lot of dead and dying electronics in that house.   📹  📱 🪦

- The fact that the much baleyhooed DNA evidence is touch DNA... and a composite of multiple individuals at that!  This means it could've gotten on Jonbenet's clothing anywhere from manufacture to transport to point of sale to some unknown place she wore it that day or any other.  The chance that it's "the killer's" DNA is the same as it being a factory worker or rando who sneezed on the rack in Nordstrom's.  There's no way to know who it belongs to unless an already-profiled criminal or inmate is the match.  The fact that it's "unrelated male DNA" matters not.  You very likely have the same thing on your clothes as we speak.  Touch DNA = not semen, blood or other fluids that require intimate contact.  And re: the "composite" aspect:  if you believe the DNA has any relevance to the case, that means you accept that there were multiple ninja-like intruders in the house that night, all of whom escaped without leaving a trace.  

- Police allowing Patsy's sister Pam to rifle through the world's most famous active crime scene days after the murder & take loads of the Ramseys' belongings out while wearing a police vest so media would not bother her.  In addition, the two cops who were supposed to be escorting and watching her closely were only keeping a "loose inventory" of items she removed.  From Steve Thomas' Inside the Ramsey Investigation, pg. 52:

"She spent an hour on her first trip through the crime scene and emerged with a big cardboard box filled to the brim, which she plopped into the trunk of the police car. For the next several hours, Pam made about half a dozen trips through the bouse, often spending an hour or more inside, and hauled out suitcases, boxes, bags, and loose items until the backseat of the police car was stuffed like a steamer trunk."

"Pam's last trip was into the bedroom of JonBenet, and she pumped herself up again; "I can do this, I can do this, I can do this." She came back carrying an armload of stuffed animals and other items from the first room in the house to have been sealed off by police."

"Everett kept only a general inventory of what was removed, and even that abbreviated listing was astonishing. Stuffed animals, tiaras, three dresses for JonBenet, pageant photo portfolios, toys and clothes for Burke, John Ramsey's Daytime, the desk Bible, and clothing. For Patsy, there were black pants, dress suits, boots, and the contents of the curio cabinet. Bills, credit cards, a black cashmere trench coat, jewelry that included her grandmother's ring and an emerald necklace, bathrobes, a cell phone, personal papers, bank records, Christmas stockings, her Nordstrom's credit card, and even their passports. The patrol car was loaded with zipped bags, boxes, sacks, and luggage, the true contents unknown."

Among the most-coveted items inside the house were John's golf clubs, which he questioned someone in hushed tones about according to Steve Thomas (i.e "Didja get my golf bag?").  This was December & the Ramseys were now in Michigan--was he really gonna be playing a lot of golf in that freezing climate, or...?  Why would police whose job it is to solve the most high-profile crime in the world at the time, allow this?  Was it mere incompetence & Mayberry behavior or something darker?  Either way the outcome was the same, but one could certainly make the case for a conspiracy/cover-up by the DA's office & certain cops within the BPD.

The alleged REAL and full 911 call ending featuring Burke & John that was allegedly played on Geraldo's show Rivera Live! in 1998 & never heard again in public. It's believed that attorney Lin Wood threw a mantrum & had all copies banned from airing publicly by threatening lawsuits like Burke's 2016 suit against CBS for $750 million.  If true, that means none of us except the handful of viewers who tuned in that day (and the Grand Jury) has EVER heard the original, unedited 911 call.  That includes all the "experts" who've tried to analyze it for shows like the CBS special.  And if THAT'S true, it means the 911 call we have access to is a red herring... or at least the ending allegedly featuring Burke & John is.

Fibers from Patsy's Christmas jacket (a distinctive green, red, black & tan number) that she wore on the night her daughter was murdered were found on the sticky side of the duct tape over Jonbenet's mouth, tied into the garrote, in the paint tray from which the brush used to sexually assault her was taken and in the blanket used to cover her dead body.  Also, beaver hair from Patsy's boots was deeply embedded in the crime scene.  While not definitive because she lived in the house, it's not nothing either.  It is, in fact, the only physical evidence that's been definitively linked to anyone at the crime scene thus far... 29 years later.

The next morning when cops arrived, Patsy was still wearing everything from the previous night (minus the checkered sweater).  Apparently her makeup & hair were also done.  And hence...

Do YOU sleep in your Christmas best?

The proximity & alleged connections of Charlevoix, MI--location of the Ramseys' summer vacation home--to the infamous North Fox Island, where CSAM was filmed & produced in the '70s.  (All perps in that horrific case got away scott-free too thanks to the "unfortunate" loss of vital FBI files in a "flood").  Actually that last link is about John Ramsey's father who ran the State of Michigan Traffic Department and granted permits to build the air strip on North Fox Island where the planes full of pedos would land.  My bad.  Stranger coincidences have happened, but it's worth noting.

The horrors of North Fox Island.  Their little faces say it all.  😞

John Ramsey made an ill-fated bid for Michigan's House of Representatives in 2004 with Patsy serving as his "Jackie O" (delulu).  In 2006 after her death he briefly dated Beth Holloway, mother of high-profile missing person Natalee Holloway.  They broke up for reasons that are unknown to this day, but it's clear that John is not afraid of the spotlight or anything having to do with True Crime.  He attends the annual "CrimeCon"--an event that bills itself as a "weekend event experience" for "true crime fans, creators & professionals".  Classy.

Despite claiming in a special shortly after the Burke Ramsey Dr. Phil interview that this would be his "last interview," John continues to turn up on news programs, morning talk shows & most recently, a Netflix special and 90-minute interview with Ashley Flowers of "Crime Junkie".  Again, classy move associating with publications, broadcasts & events that treat unsolved crimes as entertainment for "True Crime junkies".   You can watch the full interview below (for now):

Check out how he gets irritated when she asks about Burke getting back up that night.

Did the nature of the ransom note (allegedly penned by a foreign terrorist-like org) combined with John's Lockheed-Martin ties cause higher ups to quietly declare this case an issue of national security, thereby rendering it unsolvable by design?  Why did TWO D.A.s--Alex Hunter & Mary Lacy--go to such lengths to avoid prosecuting, cover up the Grand Jury's findings & "exonerate" the family based on totally bogus evidence?  Was calling the families of freshly-deceased murder victims the norm for Colorado Lt. Gov. Gail Schoettler? 

Was this another "he belongs to intelligence" Epstein-esque situation complete with ties to the aviation industry & a private pedophile island via John's dad (North Fox)?  There were always whispers about 'child abuse rings' with regards to this case, but they deserve a 2nd look after all that's transpired since '96 & especially considering the pre-existing sexual trauma this poor little girl exhibited at autopsy--abuse that Chief Beckner personally confirmed in the Reddit AMA he abruptly deleted (archived!).  Preferably before the last remaining Ramsey parent leaves this Earth.


These bold paragraphs are, of course, mere speculation on my part.  But one has to wonder why so many mainstream media outlets skim over things like the sexual abuse & other glaring red flags in favor of topics that have already been meticulously dissected & debunked (John Mark Karr DI, Gary Oliva DI, the bogus DNA evidence having any relevance whatsoever, etc) or mindlessly repeating untrue claims like "Boulder PD never looked beyond the parents".  Patsy mentioned "urban myths" in one interview, but from where I'm sitting it looks like the Ramsey Spin Team was the source of most of those.  It reeks of a propaganda campaign, and I don't believe John Ramsey has the persuasive power to fool/manipulate all those journalists & networks on his own.  If you're not going to report the truth or fear being sued by Lin Wood, just don't cover the story at all!  But to actively LIE and repeat disproven claims in such parrot-like fashion is bizarre.

I was instantly reminded of the Ramseys when learning about the Gabby Petito case & seeing how the Laundries behaved.  At least they had the "good Southern common sense" to avoid going on a 30-year media blitz after what their son did...

And because you can't spell Fun without "F U," here's my fave MADtv skit about the family circa 2000, with a special appearance by "Burke" at the end.  Gives an idea of how media coverage of the family has softened over the years, eh?

"Screw them.  Screw them" took me out.  💀

There's so much more I don't have time to include here, like the Blue Crab theory involving Doug Stine, the suitcase which contained a semen-stained blanket with John Andrew Ramsey's DNA all over it and a Dr. Seuss book inside (yikes), the dictionary in the family room with a page dogeared & pointing right to the word "incest" (double yikes) and the death threats including a dead cat on the porch of Detective Steve Thomas who was notoriously critical of the Ramseys.  😵 🐈

I encourage you to read his book because it still stands as the most mouth-dropping wtf-worthy source of Ramsey case info to this day.  And link back to this article if you cite it please.   I'm no fan of law enforcement but Thomas was one of the good ones, which is why he no longer works as a cop.  He tried to do the right thing and got pushed out and finally got so fed up he wrote a tell-all book instead.  Of course he was sued under the table for it by the Ramsey legal team so the book wasn't profitable despite being a NY Times Bestseller.  But not everyone does things for profit or fame in this cynical old world anyway.