Wednesday, May 21, 2025

Attention X.com Scammers:



Attention Retards:  This post is directed at any and all Twitter/X.com scammers, catfish, sextortionists, account thieves, fake drug dealers, undercover cops and phonies who use the photos of foreign escorts as their profile pic to try and con me--I'm not buying what you're selling and I won't be divulging my personally identifying info or photos after a few miniutes of DM'ing in broken English either.  (If your chosen con tactic or identity isn't listed here, don't worry because I extend this to you as well).  I'm very good at discerning bullshit from legitimate communication & tracking your IRL location.  Don't worry about the "how," just know that you'll regret the day you decided to try to pull one over on me.  This is your one and only warning. 

One more time for the slow 'tards in the back:

I won't be transferring any funds to your Bitcoin wallet, picking up a pre-loaded Visa, wiring you money, making a "temporary deposit" while awaiting a promised payoff, laundering money through my bank, clicking your bogus phishing links, receiving any of your scammy packages or otherwise sending you money or prizes.  You're wasting your time.  And I'll never share my real name, photo or location either so fuck off into the sun with that nonsense.

Here's what I WILL do:  report your account & block you.  But before doing that, your true identity will be shared with the Feds after I scrape your IP address and do a reverse image search to see whose real identity you've stolen.  If you contact me with that bullshit, you better prepare to go down like the Ogoshi brothers (17 years in prison), Elvis Eghosa Ogiekpolor (25 years) or this cute husband and wife couple who received 6 years + 3 months, will be deported & forced to pay $342,000 to their victims. 

I don't know what jail is like in the Motherland, but here in the U.S. that shit is nothing nice.  You'll be eating literal slop in a vain attempt to offset the Vitamin D deficiency from never seeing the sun when you're not busy guarding your backside in the showers or trying not to get shanked in the heart in the rec yard, that is.  They have no desire to rehabilitate or reform you--it's all about punishment & return business.  Then again, there's nothing "nice" or humane about what you're doing by draining the hard-earned savings from the elderly and disabled while promising them something substantial in return, be it a loving relationship, a big financial payday or what have you.  




Exhibit A


Your life as you're currently living it is meaningless & the world would be better off without you.  Rather than work to earn an honest living (or hell, even selling drugs or stolen merchandise which are an illegal but desired service!), you sit on your lazy ass stealing from the vulnerable in wealthy countries, justifying it with some nonsense about colonialism or slavery.  What you fail to acknowledge is the role the African elite played in the Atlantic slave trade.  One African ruler referred to it as "Africa's bread and butter".  The practice of trapping children & others from enemy tribes and selling them to the highest bidder was part and parcel of the abhorrent practice, so save your sob story about "getting even" with us rich whities for someone who doesn't know the score.   




Exhibit B



Since you seem so butthurt about your life circumstances, I would say "better luck in your next life" but luck won't help where you're going.  Your karma for engaging in this evil crime is guaranteed to be a bitch. Maybe you'll come back as a Chernobyl baby or Agent Orange child with a head thrice the size of a healthy child's cranium, or a Palestinian kid who watches their whole family be obliterated by Israel's evil regime on one of their religious holidays...  

Or maybe you'll come back as a widowed American dementia patient who relies on her Social Security checks to survive in a country without universal healthcare where the disabled often end up homeless & the elderly are left to fend for themselves when it comes to end-of-life care, often dying alone in their homes-- their decaying corpses not being discovered until months later.  The possibilities are practically endless.  However that's between you and your pathetic God.   





Exhibit C



What I do know is that any ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ or ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ญ scammers (or ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ, ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด or๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ for that matter) who consider contacting me better think twice.  This is your one and only warning not to mess with @BannedintheUSSA on Twitter/X or ann_fetamine on Instagram.  I won't stop with reporting your account or blocking you & will turn you in to my good friends at the FBI, EFCC or ICPC depending on your crime & location, the latter of which I have ways of narrowing down even if you use a VPN. 

Sleep tight, fucktards.  Next time you wake up it could be to a SWAT team kicking down your door. 

๐Ÿ˜ด ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿฆต





P.S. - This ragey rant does not apply to honest people from the aforementioned countries.  I'm no xenophobe & have love for all races & cultures as long as you don't play me for a fool.  

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