Brain Droppings 🧠💩

After getting too little holiday sleep recently, I awoke from a low-quality nap with an idea stuck on repeat in my head.  A dream hangover perhaps?  No clue but this happens sometimes when I'm really tired, though it's usually when I'm sick our about to be.  (I once had the Facts of Life theme song stuck in my head on a continuous, unrelenting loop for 2 weeks during a bad bout of the flu.  "Ya take the good, ya take the bad, ya take 'em both and there ya have..."  Another time it was the word 'methoxycinnamate' that I apparently saw on the side of some lip gloss.  As you can imagine this drives me nuttier than the illness itself).  So 🤞🏻 I'm not getting sick because apparently I go slightly insane when I do. 

I have no idea what this "dream message" could mean & don't even claim to agree with it necessarily so don't shoot the messenger.  I am merely a vessel through which the Divine Universal Idiot Retard speaks.  I find the idea at once funny, baffling and a tad offensive myself:  

Italians  🇮🇹  are the Black people of white people.

Indians  🇮🇳  are the white people of white people;

White people are the inbred bogan Australians 🇦🇺 of white people (with likely Romani gypsy ancestry)..

Do with that what you will.  Hopefully nothing.  Seriously, please don't do anything with that, K?  It's weird.  If you do, don't attribute it to me.  Thanks.  Until next time, dear readers.