[Review] - Cannabis Flower: Cream Caramel

Vendor:  Star Stvff
Location:  Tyler, TX
Items:  Itravil, kratom, cannabis, misc. Rx meds.
Rating:  4.8 of 5 stars
Website:  shternshtopn.blogspot.com

 

Cream Caramel

This strain has been on my Top 10 Most Wanted List for a long time based on the Leafly description.  (Yeah, I sometimes sit around reading strain descriptions... what of it?)  It's a cross between Maple Leaf Indica, the famous White Rhino & BlueBlack--three powerhouse indicas, resulting in a strain that's 90% indica itself--I tend to prefer the more opium-like effects of pure indicas to the heart-pounding effects of sativas, though I do like to switch it up occasionally. 

I grabbed this one from Star Stvff's site along with the hemp tea I reviewed here as a little 4/20 treat to myself.  Even though the price is relatively steep for the buds at $20/1 gram, it's worth it for the peace of mind in knowing it'll be delivered to my mailbox without any hassle.  (I no longer have my mmj card so options are limited on where I can buy, and I'm not a fan of IRL drug dealers in general). 

The pack was shipped within about 4 hours of completing payment via Paypal; I received email confirmation with a photo of my order stamped & ready to ship as is customary with this vendor.  It arrived in 5 business days in a totally smell-free package.  Double bagged Mylar and incredibly stealthy--I'm convinced a drug dog couldn't detect this.  The photo is of just a portion of the gram, but it gives an idea of the quality hopefully. 

These are some dank buds that break up easily but aren't dusty inside... just the right consistency.  The smell is strong & skunky with a hint of citrus.  I'm not great at describing flavors but I'd put it somewhere between "cookie dough" and "herbal".  Mega bag appeal with the multi-colored hues and thick trichome crusting.  All this vendor's weed comes from med dispensaries and it shows.

A brilliant range of hues...  from bright orange to blue-black.  🧡🖤

I roll a thin marshmallow flavored joint & light up on a rainy Sunday afternoon while watching Sister Wives (don't judge).  I've had cramps all day which means I've gotten nothing done as merely standing/walking makes the pain worse.  I finish half the joint before snuffing it out to assess the effects & automatically notice a huge reduction in my menstrual cramps which is nice.  Quite nice.  Beyond the typical indica stone & lack of pain, there's not a lot to write home about. 

I guess I'd describe the Cream Caramel stone as a void, or just nothingness.  It takes away instead of adding on.  My mind feels somewhat dulled and totally silent.  I'm definitely high, but without any additional euphoria, giddiness or physical bells & whistles.  Just muscle relaxation & deep silence inside my gourd.  I'm not sure "high" is the right word for this ooey-gooey-melty-fuzzy feeling, actually?  Foggy, heavy, stony, zen.  Those words seem to fit better.  🌫🪨☯

I finish the joint about an hour later & get a brief boost in effects before passing out cold for 2 hours around 6 p.m. on my couch, waking up disoriented in the dark but refreshed.  It was an impressively restful sleep, though I'm not sure whether it was the ganja or my period that knocked me out, as indicas don't generally have that effect (I'm a backwards weirdo).  Still, there's no denying the Cream Caramel put my brain on silent mode & made it easier for my tense, aching body to reach Dreamland than it ever would've sober.  🌌 💤

Like kratom, different strains of pot hit people differently.  Cream Caramel works a treat for pain and makes a great insomnia ally, but for my money I prefer something with a bit more mood lift and silliness a la Golden Goat or Chernobyl.  This stuff hits like a 10-lb hammer & the description is absolutely on point.  It would be ideal for making hash or other extracts because the effect is pure indica, it's just not necessarily what I look for in a marijuana strain. 

However the QUALITY is clearly there, so I'm gonna rate this order a 4.8 of 5 stars for price, ease of payment, shipping time & stealth.  I'll probably mix it in with some of the speedier stuff I have & see if the synergistic effects are more up my alley (or just save it for the next time I'm in pain).  Star Stvff is a reliable, friendly US-based vendor with a nice selection of ganja and kratom as well as other goodies, so give 'em a try if you're in the market for any of the stuff (stvff?) they sell.  

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