I originally wanted Sequoia Strawberry but they were fresh out at the dispo, so they substituted Cookie Wreck. Not optimal since I'm more of a non-limonene Sativa lover, but what they hey? I was a fan of Girl Scout Cookie when I lived on the West Coast so might as well give this a try. I got a gram for $5. Upon popping the lid, I'm greeted by a stout stench of overripe citrus fruit & skunk that actually does smell a bit like vanilla cookies when broken up. My sample contains a whopping 25.9% THC & 0.1% CBD; the most prominent terps are limonene, b-caryophyllene & humulene. I'm no limonene fan so whether I'll like this strain remains to be seen. Terpenes are the metric by which I predict which strains I'll like. I suggest you do the same.
It's poorly dried which is a bummer. (What's up with these medical strains not being up to par right now? Nobody wants to roll wet weed up in a joint but I try my best). The flowers are compact & fat like Indicas, though she's described as a 'nighttime Hybrid' on Wikileaf.com. Since limonene is the most abundant terpene, I assume Cookie Wreck will cause some drowsiness because that tends to be the effect I get despite it being promoted as an alertness aid. Hence why I avoid it. I hate being tired. But I attempt to go into this with an open mind, not reading any reviews before trying her out. I never do anyway because it's too easy to influence the experience.
But I digress.
The joint burnt erratically but eventually evened out by the end. I could already feel myself getting wasted by the last 1/3rd of the roach so I put it out a bit prematurely. Usually when I get this high there's some anxiety, but not this time. I went inside & watched a bunch of Youtube vids while giggling happily--totally immersed. My body is deeply relaxed but not tired & I feel kinda horny. This is a great mashup of heavy body effects & mental alertness, though it leans more toward the relaxing end of the spectrum. Can definitely feel the Girl Scout Cookie influence in there.
|Vanilla ice cream Cookie Wreck joint|
The comedown is smooth & gentle. No moodiness or unwanted sedation. I'm pleasantly surprised by this strain as I'm usually not a big hybrid fan. The lack of paranoia & sleepiness is awesome given the high limonene content. I'm giving Cookie Wreck a 4.9 of 5 stars for potency, quality of effects & price. I'd recommend it for anyone who wants a social lubricant or something to unwind with after a hard day, or anybody with a high tolerance. That 25% THC content is coming through like a ton of bricks. The high is lasting a long time too. Really getting my money's worth with this strain.
After a second go-round with it, I'm confirming what I thought the first time: Cookie Wreck is unadulterated FUN. Don't pass this by if you run into it, especially if you're a fan of Girl Scout Cookie. While high THC isn't always an indicator of a pleasant experience, with Cookie Wreck it is. This is my favorite strain of the 5 I picked up this time which I was not expecting. Might have to open my mind to more hybrids or, dare I say, limonene-rich strains? 😲
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