Ping is a duck who's always last in his family to board the boat home after feeding on the Yangtze River all day, which earns him a whipping by their human owner. So one day he decides to run away rather than face his punishment, which almost ends with him becoming someone's dinner. Moral of the story: It's better to face up to minor consequences than to run from them and potentially get yourself hurt (or worse). Ping was included in the Teachers' Top 100 Books for Children in a 2007 poll. The illustrations are colorful and immersive and the story moves quickly to keep young readers engaged.
*Due to the age of the book, there may be issues with how Chinese people are portrayed--I can't remember--but there's a good chance it would be considered insensitive bordering on offensive today. I'm not sure that whipping ducks is a real practice over there.
Like Ping, Corduroy was included in the Top 100 Picture Books for Children and it's not hard to see why when you read it. I always felt like I was about to go on a Big City adventure when my grandma broke this book out, and we often did, to Toys R Us, the park, the grocery store, her giant church with the tiny grape juice shots... even her backyard was exciting, with its hanging tree swing and strawberry patch. Side note: Maybe this is where my love of abandoned shopping malls started?!
The plot is simple: A dog with no owner who belongs to himself does whatever he wants every day, an idea that was ALWAYS appealing to me. As grandma read to me, I'd imagine the day when I'd have my OWN place and could do the same. Glorious. On top of that, Mr. Dog was extremely particular about his schedule, doing everything in a very deliberate order: eat breakfast, play with the other dogs, put everything in its right place--"the cup in the saucer, the chair under the table, the stars in the heavens, the moon in the sky, and himself in his own little bed.” VERY appealing to an autistic child who, at age 2, already had a set of rituals I'd scream and cry about if they got disrupted.
I was surprised to see opinions on the internets are more, uhh, split on this book, with one blogger calling it the "worst book she's ever read" lol. (Take the paywall off that article and let's have a fair debate, lady!) People are entitled to their (wrong) opinions, but Mister Dog will always hold a special place in my heart as the book I read until it damn near fell apart. The pages were worn and the spine discolored. I admit, it's a bit eccentric with its strange names ("Crispin's Crispian?") and gritty illustrations of a weary dog in his open robe looking a tad hungover (see below), but that's what makes it special. To me, a weirdo.

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The 1,300-lb elephant in the room

Someone sat down and made this meme when they could've just gone outside.
If that's really how you feel, you have a problem (denial; addiction) and you need to own that, not make an excuse like "Durr I have to have my phone on 24/7 for my job!" or similar. If that's actually true, get a flip phone with calling/texting capabilities and use a laptop for your internet needs at home, and leave it at home. NOBODY needs to be online all the time. Everyone born before 2007 lived in a world without smartphones--Millennials and older generations all grew up without them and did just fine. (Better than fine, judging by our literacy rates).













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