Attack of the Clones

No.

Just a quick question for all the proudly unmedicated schizos* who like to claim that various celebrities & other public figures have been killed and "cloned".  WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?  Do you realize how utterly retarded you sound?  How out of touch with reality you are?  I'm serious.  Everything else you say after this point goes straight into the 🗑 because the premise for your thinking is so faulty it's not worth humoring, kinda like that maniac Daniel David Palmer who created the chiropractic discipline based on ghosts telling him some shit.  I--here, see for yourself:

Chiropractic is quackery and its creator was insane.

...thus, nothing that comes after that kind of faulty premise can be of legitimate factual basis.  The foundation has to be solid before the rest of the argument can be taken seriously.  So when you make the absurd, unproven and supernatural claim that a human being has been secreted away and replaced with an exact physical replica in the form of a clone or a body double, you'd better come with some airtight evidence to prove it.  It's similar to how that grifting maroon Alex Jones started the "crisis actor" nonsense during the Sandy Hook tragedy.  I don't know if you guys are smoking too much weed or what, but it's not doing nice things for your perception of reality.  Stop it.

The most recent public figure I saw make this embarrassing claim was a guest on SNL alum Jim Breuer's Youtube show, and he absolutely did nothing to refute or deny the idiotic claims.  In fact, it was his own vague claims about comedian Dave Chappelle, once his close friend and co-star on projects like Half Baked, that prompted the guy's comments.   See below:

Hunh?

Breuer claims Dave was "visited" by unnamed assailants shortly before his trip to Africa in the early 2000s and then lets his guest run with the suggestion.  It's a shame because other claims he's made about what goes on in Hollywood were intriguing and troubling, and I wanted to believe him.  I actually liked him on mid-'90s era SNL, but it seems like he's gone around the bend to the religious fundie side which tends to be tits-deep in conspiracy BS like this.  

And let me just say, it does a major disservice to actual victims of financial exploitation, sexual abuse, human trafficking, child abuse of all kinds... everything bad that happens in Hollywood, D.C. and other "institutions".  When "run-of-the-mill" horrors like those I just listed aren't enough to keep your attention so you sprinkle in supernatural, sci-fi or fantasy elements, you're diverting focus from victims and helping abusers.  Read that until you understand it.  Don't nobody want to hear about aliens, vampires, zombies, cloned humans or other Satanic Panic, L. Ron Hubbard-level horseshit when researching the awful things humans do to each other.  We want offender names and other useful details.  Preferably you'd turn this info over to the cops instead of the Internet Bureau of Investigations, but if you're going to vent it publicly, at least stay on topic.

It's the same with people who allude to a "Jewish conspiracy" running the banks, the media, Hollywood, Wall Street & other powerful institutions:  it's not that such a thing would be impossible with the America-Israel alliance; the problem is nobody ever provides a shred of evidence to support said conspiracy.  No names, no examples of Jews in high places abusing their power (personal anecdotes we haven't heard of, I mean--things only the victim and maybe a handful of others know), specific times/places/receipts.  It's all vague allusions to "tunnels," New World Orders and some shit Kanye said while in a nitrous induced yes-man enabled manic state.  When I say "proof," I don't mean a sus 1940s-era quote from an Israeli leader or similar.  I.  Mean.  Proof.  Something you could present in a court of law:  raw video, unretouched photos, financial receipts, flight logs, security cam footage, etc.

If you're afraid for your safety, there's always privacy measures like remaining anonymous by using a VPN + incognito browser & sharing the info with a journalist or other 3rd party via encrypted email like Protonmail based in Switzerland.  For added safety, type the text part of your message into a website like privnote or one of its competitors & link it in the email.  Strip your photos and videos of their Exif and metadata before sending.  If you have a Chromebook, restart it and log back in as "Guest" so it doesn't link your activity to your real email account.  Whatever you gotta do, but stop with the vague allusions to things that most certainly didn't happen.  It doesn't make you sound smart or powerful unless you consider the guy pushing a shopping cart on the street and muttering at the clouds to be a powerful genius.  🛒🚶🏻🗯




* No offense to actually schizophrenic people who take medication and stay on top of their condition.  This is strictly directed at those who lean into their delusional thinking and accuse others of being the problem.