DJ Envy Has an Announcement to Make:

 

That's it.  That's the article.  This guy isn't an outlier either.  Not even close.  This story popped up in my Instagram feed for god-knows-what-reason so now you have to see it too.  

Another day, another reason I'm ecstatic to be gay. 🌈 🏃🏻‍♀   🧎💨💩